1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
It’s split into two paragraphs running simultaneously so I’ll give you the lines from both of them.
“…male figure (for sake of clarity),
&
“… we can correctly place the nipples on”
_{from: Dynamic Figure Drawing by: Hogarth.}

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
The new Brother All-in-One we bought, with my Wacom, JSA #35 (CRACK), and Smallville Season One boxset on top of some art plans and uh… *strains* Birds of Prey #46 (Dinah, Slade, and Connor )

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Well, it was on Hulu which is like TV but I watched Wire in the Blood Season 4 ep 1, uh… To Murder and Create. It’s an awesome series.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Er… 7ish – Typing this on my lunchtime .

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:05!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Irish Washerwoman from some Celtic Bagpipe CD blasting in my headphones.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Coming in from ‘lunch/dinner’ – swung thorough Bob Evans, had a reaaaaaally bland salad and baked potato, also had badly behaving small children behind me and a friendly but incompetent server who apparently can’t tell the difference between a Caramel Mocha and Cherry Hot Chocolate – two very different flavors, I assure you.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
dA comments ~ just didn’t respond yet.

9. What are you wearing?
Currently, a Flash t-shirt and pants, Supergirl shoes with like 2 inch heels.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, I was in a superhero training academy ala X-men however it was made up of a ton of people I haven’t talked to in a gazillion years and there was the hybrid cross of Green Arrow/Wolvering as our instructor. He was very… Odd – and quite hairy, he also randomly broke in Repo songs. I’m considering therapy.

11. When did you last laugh?
A minute or two ago when I called the spouse to see how her day is going.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A painting of 13 crows spinning over a grey sky, some photographs, a color wheel, a diagrams of violins and clarinets, a Nana poster, a Dark Night Batman poster with matching Why So Serious Joker poster, Final Fantasy posters, and a fine art print of something Arthurian but I don’t remember the name of it. Oh! And a Ben Affleck – Dare Devil poster. It’s kissed upon entering and exiting the room – Don’t judge me.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
There’s a waterfall of ice over my back door.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It’s kinda spastic, I like it.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Technically Surrogates, but we watched Across the Hall right before it and it was sooooooooo much better. I’m buying that movie ASAP.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Get rid of Debt, buy a larger house, hit up Disney, finish out the comics collection, grab some necessities and create a million-dollar-kitchen.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
My favorite Disney character is the Cheshire Cat, I’ve got a rather nice, more traditional Alice in Wonderland collection, but I am not looking forward to the new movie and have no plans to see it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I’d make gay marriage legal, it’d be a nice stepping stone for other things as well.

19. Do you like to dance?
Privately

20. George Bush:
The first African-American settler in Washington? The Biblical scholar? The NASCAR driver?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Alexis, Sasha

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alexander, Tobias

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I have lived abroad, it was quite nice.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
”There was a mistake, would you like to go home?”